Get Ready to Shred, Larry.
It’s time to get the most out of your sessions with this off-the-chizane amino acid blend.  We crafted this epic mixture to help our homies in action sports rebuild their muscles faster after a “long day at the office” and shit. 

Here’s the recap on Gnar Caps:

Action Sports Amino Acid Mix
Do you really want to take some Muscle Shredder 3000 mix geared for making gym rats swol-up?
Faster Muscle Recovery
Who wants cooked legs or dead shoulders after spending hours in the pit, trickin, wall riding, sticking double sets and whatever else you do when you shred.

Energy Booster
We bet your looking to be tired as sh$& when your done, huh?  B.S.  You want to be awake and not dragging ass.  Who we kidding, Larry?

Super Charged Shred Factor
You can’t lie to us.  We know you want to land that new trick or stick that handrail or paddle longer.  Start giving your homies a run for their money.

Increased Blood Flow
It’s pretty simple, dood.  The more your blood flows the faster it pushes out toxins that make you tired.  Make your recovery shorter.

Enhanced Ripping Ability
If we have to explain this one to you, then you should probably go get a tank top, some white hightop Reeboks and hit the stair machine at your crappy gym.

Enhanced Immune Function
You don’t have time to get sick all of the time; unless you’re some kind of freak.

Complete Muscle Rebuilding
Listen.  We know you’re not a power shake sipping king of the squats section of the gym.  BUT, we do know that getting more definition and bigger size doesn’t upset the ladies.  You know what we’re talking about, Larry.

Effective Fatty Acid Conversion

This will help your body process that double death chili jalapeno burger you mowed last night, fatso.